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malam tadi,

pakai baju terbalik, oh lupa nak cakap dengan confidentgilababas, kemudian, waktu nak pergi discussion, pakai tudung jugak terbalik, sedar waktu dah nak keluar, sooo bantai-sahajalah-labu, 

RECAP: a day before semalam, i lost my kunci bilik, kalau hilang kena bayar rm20, oh mahal kan?  hari ahad tuh, balik discussion nak masuk bilik cari punya cari kunci, tiada di mana-mana, macamana nak masuk kalau rumate anda juga bersama anda ketika itu dan dia juga tiada membawa kunci, okeh patah balik, cari sepanjang jalan, dan syukur jumpa dalam kerusi kat atas foyer, tempat discussion. 

the ajaib nyanyuk part: sungguh tak sangka, malam ini, i lost my key again! tapi kali ini boleh masuk bilik sebab rumate ajaib membawa kunci, tapi risau-lah, hilang ke mana pula, puas fikir-fikir... okeh kami pun jalan sekali lagi, naik foyer, selongkar semua kerusi dua tiga kali.... to found out,

aku yang fobia sebab terhilang kunci semalam letakkan kunci tu dalam beg mel, dan aku tak bawak sebarang beg semalam cuma kad and pen, jadi menyimpan kunci didalam beg orang adalah langkah terbaik... dan kemudian diri sendiri lupa, adalah BONUS point ;p

p/s: harap penyakit nyanyuk ini akan berakhir bila kahwin, hahaha ;p statement gatai meroyan. tapi memang patutla kena hapuskan penyakit nih, kang tak pasal-pasal plak asyik gaduh je sebab aku main tinggal kunci rumah.. oh maybe jugak, ten years from now takda lagi dah kunci rumah, pakai face recognition....

see thats how optimist think ;p



okeh, takjadi nak hapuskan penyakit ini lagi, hahahaa ;p

If the radio breaks...

oh gila sweet!

sambung cerita bergambar diatas*sarcasm type

second episode and probably the last one

girl: its 'broken'

boy: i didnt do anything to the radio yet*he thought of doing it, but yeah never had time to, WTH

*manis mulut type

girl: i mean...my heart... its 'broken'

boy: i can fix that, trust me

....then he runaway with that good condition Radio.

*cerita hanya rekaan so that we, ehem.. girls and women out there should not trust those 'manis-manis dari gula' punya cerita, think a bit(atleast) then step your foot on the ground ;)

oh my fav version should be like this

(gatai and gedik version)

girl: if the radio breaks, would you sing for me?

boy: my voice, you know, its kinda awful, really  ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ *he sang some tone, and YES, its really awfull ;p* but if you willing to hear it, i can sing for you for the rest of our life.... *gila romantik ayat

girl: err maybe you shouldnt sing, and we must take a good care of our radio...

*he pissed of

... but he spend his whole life with that girl and of course, with that radio too ;)

*and yes, this is what we call keburukan kepahitan kerealitian yang sweet ;)

oh sweet pulak rasa cerita rekaan saya ini, ha ha ha

**lepas tulis satu skrip cinta, otak pun asyik fikir cintan saja ;p

Ajaib fact #1

ohemjay!
funny gila.. while scrolling down some 'amazing' photos,
yes, memang tangan kiri memang letak kat muka,
dan tangan kanan gerak tikus

hahahha
still rasa lawak, coincidence yg ajaib

ok bai!

*3 entry per day, achievement tu!